its joke tym..

Lalake: Hon eto ang sweldo ko…..50 pesos
Babae: Ano 50 pesos nanaman??
Lalake: Oo eh ito lang ang binigayng amo ko.
Babae: Sabihin mo nga sa amo mo na taasan niya ang sahod mo..sa thrabaho,,….
Lalake: Lintik kang amo ka tinao-tao mo ako sa putikan tapos di mo pa tinataasan ang asahod ko, pano pag namatay ako sino magpapakain sa pamilya ko? ikaw??
Amo: Inglesin mo at tataasan ko sahod mo.
Lalake: Lightning you, you man man me in the field then my salary did not climb, what if i will die, who will eat my famil? you??
Amo: Ngekkk!!!


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THE TEST



Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained the trial to him. “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.”


The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.


The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”



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ang utak ni pedro...


dhil gling sa province, pagbababa nya ng barko, nagutom si Pedro,napadaan sya sa isang restaurant, sbi sa kanya ng babae sa harap ng resto, “kain po kayo”? di umorder matapos kumain, bigla syang umalis at hinabol sya ng waiter, sabi nya dito, e sabi ng babae kain daw ako? e di kumain naman ako,so tinawag nya ung manager, cge bigyan mo sya ng 1 buong manok, sabi nya sa bouncer,”pero kung anong parte ng manok ang unang kakainin mo un ang gagawin namin sayo? ika ng manager. nag-isip sya, kung hita ang kakainin nya, puputulin nya ang hita ko? kung pakpak naman, ung braso ko naman ang puputulin,,,, nag-isip sya uli at kinuha nya ung ketsup at sabay hubad at nilagyan nya ng ketsup ung pwet nya… O SIGE SIPSIPIN MO UNG PWET KO!!!!!!